What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

Byron Allen Puts His Local TV Stations Up for Sale - The Hollywood Reporter

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Weekend Box Office: How to Train Your Dragon Dethrones Lilo & Stitch with Fierce $84 Million Debut - Rotten Tomatoes

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Android 16 launched without its coolest features and I'm genuinely annoyed - Android Police

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Minds and Behinds

What's your love story?

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Are there any political parties or groups that have a mix of conservative and liberal beliefs? Why are they not as prominent in the media?

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

What would it take for you to consider yourself a "Swiftie" like Flavor Flav?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Horoscope for Saturday, June 14, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Trump Media Raises $2.32B—Bitcoin Treasury and Big Moves Ahead - Bitcoin.com News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

New Yorker Who Lived Downstairs From Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz for 10 Years Reveals What Actors Were Really Like as ‘Neighbors’ - Yahoo

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Pacers defeat Knicks in 6 games, advance to NBA Finals to face Thunder - NBC News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How does one succeed in life?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

How do the police verify the authenticity of an online profile? What methods do they use to determine if a profile is real or fake?